Myth - Fact T Shirts coming in 6 versions - each with goalie specific chirps directed at players.
- Short Sleeve Training T
- 6 OZ, 100 % POLYESTER JERSEY KNIT - Similar fit and feel as an UnderArmour style shirt
- MOISTURE WICKING MATERIAL
- Tagless Design
- Cationic dye process - resistant to colour bleed
ONLY Available On Women's Version:
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SIX VERSIONS AVAILABLE:
T SHIRT "A"
MYTH: Goaltenders are dumb.
FACT: Bodies slamming together, high sticks, slashes, goons, or a 6oz puck. WHO'S DUMB?
MYTH: You can drive a truck through a goaltenders five hole.
FACT: Only a brainless forward would be on the ice in a truck.
T SHIRT "B"
MYTH: Goaltenders are like sieves and Swiss cheese.
FACT: A puck won't fit through them either, dummy!
MYTH: Goaltenders have sunburned necks.
FACT: The myth was started by a STUPID FORWARD who thought a 40 watt light bulb, 10 feet away, could give you a sunburn.
T SHIRT "C"
MYTH: Goaltenders see more rubber than roadkill on a highway.
FACT: If the lazy, useless forwards would back check we wouldn't have to see so many shots and bail their butts out so often.
MYTH: Goaltenders talk to their goalposts.
FACT: It's true, but only because they're MORE INTERESTING than most forwards.
T SHIRT "D"
MYTH: Goaltenders can't skate.
FACT: Put a forward in goalie equipment and they wouldn't be coordinated enough to move, let alone beat another inept forward to a loose puck LIKE WE DO!
MYTH: Goaltenders can't stop beach balls.
FACT: Most forwards would have trouble hitting the net with a beach ball.
T SHIRT "E"
MYTH: Goaltenders show up to make the game exciting for the forwards.
FACT: The goaltender is the backbone of every team and without the goalie THERE IS NO GAME!
MYTH: Anyone can be a goalie.
FACT: Forwards are scared to try!
T SHIRT "F"
MYTH: Goaltenders are considered targets by forwards.
FACT: The myth was started by a dumb forward that didn't realize that the object of the game was NOT to hit the goalie.
MYTH: Goaltenders are loners.
FACT: We just don't want to associate with all the simpletons on the ice.
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