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Myth Fact T Shirt - MY GOAL IS NO GOAL (Front Logo)

Myth Fact T Shirt - MY GOAL IS NO GOAL (Front Logo)

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Myth - Fact T Shirts coming in 6 versions - each with goalie specific chirps directed at players.

Shirt Specs:
- Short Sleeve Training T
- 6 OZ, 100 % POLYESTER JERSEY KNIT - Similar fit and feel as an UnderArmour style shirt
- MOISTURE WICKING MATERIAL
- Tagless Design
- Cationic dye process - resistant to colour bleed

ONLY Available On Women's Version:
NITREED V NECK PATTERN
CONTOURED FIT

Buy 3 or More and SAVE BIG $$ - UP TO 20% OFF


SIX VERSIONS AVAILABLE:

T SHIRT "A"

MYTH: Goaltenders are dumb.
FACT: Bodies slamming together, high sticks, slashes, goons, or a 6oz puck. WHO'S DUMB?

MYTH: You can drive a truck through a goaltenders five hole.
FACT: Only a brainless forward would be on the ice in a truck.


T SHIRT "B"

MYTH: Goaltenders are like sieves and Swiss cheese.
FACT: A puck won't fit through them either, dummy!

MYTH: Goaltenders have sunburned necks.
FACT: The myth was started by a STUPID FORWARD who thought a 40 watt light bulb, 10 feet away, could give you a sunburn.


T SHIRT "C"

MYTH: Goaltenders see more rubber than roadkill on a highway.
FACT: If the lazy, useless forwards would back check we wouldn't have to see so many shots and bail their butts out so often.

MYTH: Goaltenders talk to their goalposts.
FACT: It's true, but only because they're MORE INTERESTING than most forwards.


T SHIRT "D"

MYTH: Goaltenders can't skate.
FACT: Put a forward in goalie equipment and they wouldn't be coordinated enough to move, let alone beat another inept forward to a loose puck LIKE WE DO!

MYTH: Goaltenders can't stop beach balls.
FACT: Most forwards would have trouble hitting the net with a beach ball.


T SHIRT "E"

MYTH: Goaltenders show up to make the game exciting for the forwards.
FACT: The goaltender is the backbone of every team and without the goalie THERE IS NO GAME!

MYTH: Anyone can be a goalie.
FACT: Forwards are scared to try!


T SHIRT "F"

MYTH: Goaltenders are considered targets by forwards.
FACT: The myth was started by a dumb forward that didn't realize that the object of the game was NOT to hit the goalie.

MYTH: Goaltenders are loners.
FACT: We just don't want to associate with all the simpletons on the ice.

ALLOW 2 - 5 WEEKS FOR PROCESSING - WE CUSTOM BUILD EACH ORDER

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Myth - Fact T Shirts coming in 6 versions - each with goalie specific chirps directed at players. Shirt Specs: - Short Sleeve Training T - 6 OZ, 100 % POLYESTER JERSEY KNIT - Similar fit and feel as an UnderArmour style shirt - MOISTURE WICKING MATERIAL - Tagless Designhttp://shop.lpfsportsconcepts.com/index.php/ShopControl/catalog_product/index/key/3484245e9f340fe0467c75ba01612c1a/ - Cationic dye process - resistant to colour bleed ONLY Available On Women's Version: NITREED V NECK PATTERN CONTOURED FIT Buy 3 or More and SAVE BIG $$ - UP TO 20% OFF SIX VERSIONS AVAILABLE: T SHIRT "A" MYTH: Goaltenders are dumb. FACT: Bodies slamming together, high sticks, slashes, goons, or a 6oz puck. WHO'S DUMB? MYTH: You can drive a truck through a goaltenders five hole. FACT: Only a brainless forward would be on the ice in a truck. T SHIRT "B" MYTH: Goaltenders are like sieves and Swiss cheese. FACT: A puck won't fit through them either, dummy! MYTH: Goaltenders have sunburned necks. FACT: The myth was started by a STUPID FORWARD who thought a 40 watt light bulb, 10 feet away, could give you a sunburn. T SHIRT "C" MYTH: Goaltenders see more rubber than roadkill on a highway. FACT: If the lazy, useless forwards would back check we wouldn't have to see so many shots and bail their butts out so often. MYTH: Goaltenders talk to their goalposts. FACT: It's true, but only because they're MORE INTERESTING than most forwards. T SHIRT "D" MYTH: Goaltenders can't skate. FACT: Put a forward in goalie equipment and they wouldn't be coordinated enough to move, let alone beat another inept forward to a loose puck LIKE WE DO! MYTH: Goaltenders can't stop beach balls. FACT: Most forwards would have trouble hitting the net with a beach ball. T SHIRT "E" MYTH: Goaltenders show up to make the game exciting for the forwards. FACT: The goaltender is the backbone of every team and without the goalie THERE IS NO GAME! MYTH: Anyone can be a goalie. FACT: Forwards are scared to try! T SHIRT "F" MYTH: Goaltenders are considered targets by forwards. FACT: The myth was started by a dumb forward that didn't realize that the object of the game was NOT to hit the goalie. MYTH: Goaltenders are loners. FACT: We just don't want to associate with all the simpletons on the ice. ALLOW 2 - 5 WEEKS FOR PROCESSING - WE CUSTOM BUILD EACH ORDER All items non returnable

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Myth - Fact T Shirts coming in 6 versions - each with goalie specific chirps directed at players. Shirt Specs: - Short Sleeve Training T - 6 OZ, 100 % POLYESTER JERSEY KNIT - Similar fit and feel as an UnderArmour style shirt - MOISTURE WICKING MATERIAL - Tagless Designhttp://shop.lpfsportsconcepts.com/index.php/ShopControl/catalog_product/index/key/3484245e9f340fe0467c75ba01612c1a/ - Cationic dye process - resistant to colour bleed ONLY Available On Women's Version: NITREED V NECK PATTERN CONTOURED FIT Buy 3 or More and SAVE BIG $$ - UP TO 20% OFF SIX VERSIONS AVAILABLE: T SHIRT "A" MYTH: Goaltenders are dumb. FACT: Bodies slamming together, high sticks, slashes, goons, or a 6oz puck. WHO'S DUMB? MYTH: You can drive a truck through a goaltenders five hole. FACT: Only a brainless forward would be on the ice in a truck. T SHIRT "B" MYTH: Goaltenders are like sieves and Swiss cheese. FACT: A puck won't fit through them either, dummy! MYTH: Goaltenders have sunburned necks. FACT: The myth was started by a STUPID FORWARD who thought a 40 watt light bulb, 10 feet away, could give you a sunburn. T SHIRT "C" MYTH: Goaltenders see more rubber than roadkill on a highway. FACT: If the lazy, useless forwards would back check we wouldn't have to see so many shots and bail their butts out so often. MYTH: Goaltenders talk to their goalposts. FACT: It's true, but only because they're MORE INTERESTING than most forwards. T SHIRT "D" MYTH: Goaltenders can't skate. FACT: Put a forward in goalie equipment and they wouldn't be coordinated enough to move, let alone beat another inept forward to a loose puck LIKE WE DO! MYTH: Goaltenders can't stop beach balls. FACT: Most forwards would have trouble hitting the net with a beach ball. T SHIRT "E" MYTH: Goaltenders show up to make the game exciting for the forwards. FACT: The goaltender is the backbone of every team and without the goalie THERE IS NO GAME! MYTH: Anyone can be a goalie. FACT: Forwards are scared to try! T SHIRT "F" MYTH: Goaltenders are considered targets by forwards. FACT: The myth was started by a dumb forward that didn't realize that the object of the game was NOT to hit the goalie. MYTH: Goaltenders are loners. FACT: We just don't want to associate with all the simpletons on the ice. ALLOW 2 - 5 WEEKS FOR PROCESSING - WE CUSTOM BUILD EACH ORDER All items non returnable

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